Several days ago, I heard rumblings about Kim Kardashian breaking the Internet.
You see, I have been preoccupied with trying to establish a new business and working with like-minded people who know the REAL meaning of entrepreneurship.
I’ve been surrounded by people who are establishing their brand, WITH their clothes on. People who are about making a real difference in their lives and the lives of others.
Preoccupation with a woman, who in my opinion is famous for no reason, simply was of no interest to me.
However, as the week progressed, the chatter in social media and else where continued, and I admittedly decided that I needed to know what all the noise was about.
Last night I Googled North’s mother’s name and found a link to the Paper magazine cover featuring Kim K’s Krown Jewels.
I hesitated to click on the link at first because; I realized that at that very moment, I was giving her exactly what she lived for – attention.
However, realizing that I was already late to the conversation and being a blogger who prides herself on keeping current with all “news,” (that’s subjective) I proceeded to the website.
Suddenly, there she/it was. I had flashbacks to the Home Alone movie when Macaulay Culkin’s character, slaps the aftershave lotion on his face. I didn’t know if I was looking at a human body part or an extra- large, flesh-colored, very well-lubed snow globe.
Full frontal shots, leaving nothing to the imagination. Jessica Rabbit, Dolly Parton, turned upside down.
In the picture she is flashing a smile and expression that appears to say, “Yes, world, it’s Me. Take Me or Leave Me!”
Oh, how I wish I had left her right there on the cover of the magazine that I had successfully avoided for most of the week.
Kim K. does it again!
Here before me was yet another female sending the messages that when all else fails, use your body, to make that money, however, it comes and lastly, the message that, of course these body parts are all real. Uhh, yeah right. And I’m 5’10 with green eyes. Sorry, but not enough squats in this world will give you that much junk in the trunk. Plastic Surgery. Photoshop. Perpetrating Pfraud.
Kris Humphries, be glad it was only 72 days!
With the holidays coming, unfortunately, I will never look at snow globes the same again. Damn you, Kim and the world’s infatuation with you. Shame on us as a society for allowing our standards to sink so low.
Keep laughing at us all the way to the bank, baby girl.
Ka-ching! Ka-razy!
As always, I welcome the feedback from DuJour fans. Was I the last to peek? What are your thoughts (even if you haven’t peeked)?
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November 15, 2014
You couldn’t have said it better and I hope the girls of tomorrow have more dignity and class than this family has pooled together. If this is what “stars” are going to be in the future, god help Hollywood!
November 20, 2014
My hat goes off to whomever came up with the “break the Internet” concept. That alone drew my curiosity. If attention was the goal, then Mrs. North certainly succeeded. I would imagine that when you have enough money to separate you from the typical norm of what many consider to be everyday life, your sense of reality can be very different. I can only hope that divine intervention prevails when it comes to passing on this thought process to her child(ren).
November 28, 2014
I haven’t seen it…like you, I’ve been busy with REAL people doings REAL things! Based on your description of “Mrs. West” in the photo…all I can do is SMH. I was tempted to say that Nori will be embarrassed in a few years. Sadly, however, I think K.K. will raise her little girl to exploit herself in the same manner.